Double Secret Probation

Are there any competent phone or tv service providers?

"Additionally, if you do not want to receive e-mail communications from us, you must provide us with the e-mail address we should not contact."
http://www.wireless.att.com/privacy/customer-opt-out.jsp

What next... will guys be approaching ladies at the club with the line, "hey baby, what are your digits so i don't call you."