Sunday, April 1, 2007

Jamba Juice Feeling the Squeeze from Swollen Hands

Jamba Juice employees have just filed a class action lawsuit against their employer due to hazardous working conditions. The suit charges that the Jamba Juice process requires their employees to beat the sides of the blender to initiate the "calving" of the smoothie into the styrofoam cups. The repetitive thumping results in severely distended hands as can be seen in the attached pictures.

Jamba corporate has yet to provide an official response... which makes some sense since this post is an April Fools'.

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